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Little Girl while looking at Google Maps: "I want to look into the garage.", Me: "We can't", LG: "Just zoom it." o_O → 24 mins ago
RT @mark_story: There should only ever be one date format YYYY-MM-DD. Everything else is just wrong. → 2012/02/06
I love hanging out with girls with PMS, there's no guilt for eating a whole chocolate cake. → 2012/02/04
The 22 month old tank just put away 3 slices of pizza! → 2012/01/26
Pro Tip #76: You have to get creative with your cleaning procedure when there's poop in the feet of your child's pajamas. → 2012/01/05

Mozart plaque

The man played a stint here back in his day. Mozart! Here! There’s some history for ya.